I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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