Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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