This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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