Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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