i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize
