are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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