I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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