So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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