butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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