So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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