What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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