I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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