: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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