Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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