school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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