Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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