its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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