I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize