awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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