yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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