Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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