Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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