Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Drunk is not a location!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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