Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my shit smells like andre
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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