Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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