I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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