do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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