office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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