Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
