He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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