Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize