And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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