I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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