Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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