i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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