You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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