FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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