In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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