i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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