Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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