Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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