I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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