We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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