what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
My ATM looks so different sober.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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