Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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