either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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