"it" just moved
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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