did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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