May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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