just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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