Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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