Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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