I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
